(Senior Associate and MD are overheard inquiring into the whereabouts of the firm’s primary technical analyst –who incidentally has never been seen in the office before 9am PST by anyone hired after 2006)
Senior Associate (in his office, yelling over the office intercom –yes, a supremely outdated inter-office communication system): Peter?…(no answer)…Peter?
Sometime between 8am and 9:30am PST
Senior Associate (again with the intercom): Peter?….Peter?
Senior Associate (to a couple of suspecting associates): Have any of you seen Peter?
Associate: Did you try calling the beach?