Krispy Kreme earnings & Bally rumors shed light on what people of the future may look like

Looks like weight-consciousness is back on the radar, at least that’s what we’re gathering from the afternoon headlines:

Krispy Kreme Widens 1Q Losses
PRIVATE-EQUITY FIRMS WEIGHING BID FOR BALLY 

We here at theempiricalskeptic think this may signal a bottom in the societal market for sloppy-appetites/weight-gain.  If so, the implications are vast, and we suggest you readjust your own, and your partner’s discount rates, and if necessary begin dumping the ball-and-chains in preparation for the new crop of hotness.